Enjoy the Chicken Jokes! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!   Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet   Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!   Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: Because the chicken needed a day off   Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!   Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup? A: Because it ran out of cluck!   Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement? A: She laid a sidewalk!   Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket!   Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck!   Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled to death!   Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken!   Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants!   Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A: Because talk is cheep!   Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? A: She lays hand gren-eggs!   Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"? A: It wanted to get to the other site!   Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way? A: He wanted to lay it on the line!   Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics!   Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes!   Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll!   Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? A: The bombshell!   Q: What does an alarm cluck say? A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"   Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!   Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck!   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!   Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken!   Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To cockadoodle dooo something!   Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day!   Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes!   Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good for your health? A: Not if you're the chicken!   Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!   Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have enough guts! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!